I don’t like pot as I think I’ve gone to great lengths to establish. I’m not trying to protect myself or present a false front and it’s not that I don’t like things. Lord no. I will use canned air on the empty bottle of hydrocodone to get the last dust. I will lick the underside of that cowpie smooth before I let a microgram of psilocybin bearing fungus escape back to the Earth. And they don’t call me the fifth for my love of bourbon but some enterprising biographer will make it funny someday.
I just don’t like marijuana. Not my cup of green tea.
Which is strange because I wrote a love song to Mary Jane recently. I like the lyrics pretty well but I know I’ll never record it and probably never perform it since the music for it is too close to another song I am going to keep and play.
So, it’s yours. Attribution only Creative Commons license.
Please and Thank You
Delightfully high, minding my own business
Thank you
My yard is groomed, my car is well parked yes
Thank you
I’m no threat to you or society
I’m as friendly as a friend can be
Innocuous is my middle name
I like you and I hope you feel the same
Please and thank you
Higher than fuck, has just been my luck
Thank you
Inquiring minds are the better to find with
Thank you
My friends are polite and all smell nice
My wares are worth their cost at twice the price
I bet we’d get along given half a chance
If you do change your mind, my arms remain askance
Please and thank you
It’s a pleasure dome, when I get home from work
Thank you
Why is it so hard to believe one can coexist with weed
Thank you
My neighbors have never needed to call the police
You think I’d warrant one try at least
All company is pleasant and you are more than welcome
Say what you want but don’t say you’ll never come around
Please and thank you
Oh, I do tend to forget, but have no regrets
Thank you
Are we here to be happy or treat each other like crap
Thank you
You will never be judged by who you want to be
I would no sooner hurt you than I would me
This life could be more fun, you must agree
Come do something about that and you’ll see
Please and thank you
2013.02.19
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Please and Thank You by Ashley Pond V is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 3.0 Unported License.
Based on a work at http://sedition.com/a/3311.