This week in the news #75
Obama Suggests ‘Secretary of Business’ in a 2nd Term President Barack Obama signaled if he wins a second term he would appoint a Secretary of Business to oversee newly-consolidated government agencies,...
View ArticleI HAZ AN APOLOGEE FOR TEH WERLD DIS ELEKSHUN NITE -- OSRRIES!
WE DOAN ALL WAN TTO KILL YOOS.ONLY LIEK 88% OV US.SO UH, ENJOY PRESIDENT MCKILLSTAIN. OH, WUT? TEH RESULTS ARENT IN YET? HOW TEH F&^% BOUT DAT..
View ArticleObama and American youth
Here is a cute picture of our President with a 16 year-old girl!And here is another!
View ArticleFuck yeah jQuery #1
Clear a form with the reset button.<script type="text/javascript"> jQuery(function($){ $("input[type=reset]").click(function(){ $(this).closest("form") .find(":input") .not(":button, :submit,...
View ArticleYou know who plays Stratocasters?
You know who plays Strats?Wife beaters, that’s who.Via.
View ArticleLost notes #2: on your left-leaning, liberal, education-centric politics
Date: Fri, 8 Oct 2010 08:53:15 -0700 Subject: on your left-leaning, liberal, education-centric politicsIf power corrupts wouldn’t you have to agree that an inept, borderline retarded, governance would...
View ArticleI had the password to the CC Motel at Amazon.com…
…and I had unfettered and unaudited access to the full customer database, all email, refunds, gift-certificates, catalog records, celebrities’ addresses and shopping lists, and chargebacks. I think I...
View ArticleQuestions from the chalkboard #7: All too well titled for America
Hey Sedition,In your honest opinion, do you think America is headed for fiery bloody doom or do we have a fighting chance to make it through this century? You neglect option C: with a whimper.
View ArticleDear Tim Burton,
Thanks a lot for making my 5 year-old cry—and me the bad guy—when I declined to dig up our recently deceased cat to reverse-electrocute last night. A+ messaging there, asshole.
View ArticleBritney Spears on the cover of Rolling Stone again
Kind of a surprise to see Britney Spears on the cover of Rolling Stone these days. Good for her. I wonder why she got breast reduction surgery though.
View ArticleAs American as gun’n’cars
All it would take to fix the other issue is a national 30mph speed limit cap. I think it’s a great idea. I don’t know why you insist another million Americans die for no reason. Oh, yeah, it’s called...
View ArticleMAI PERL PEEPS #1
On Sat, Mar 23, 2013 at 11:15 AM, ___________________ wrote: > Hi! > > Currently the dev team does not have an easy access to a Sybase ASE > server (properly installing and configuring one...
View ArticleDorsal anatomical expertise in carcharhiniformes
GOOGLE HAS IT.To paraphrase one of the masters: Promise something. Kill me right away if I start to browse on April first.
View ArticleDear American Gun Debaters,
Most of you would rather read about a woman getting raped than see a woman open-carry a firearm.
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